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In college, I found the art prof who knew everything, and followed him around in a most annoying fashion until he taught it to me.

When we did silverpoint, the first one I did was of an angel. I planned it for a gift for a family who were always looking out for me but whom I never seemed to be able to repay. They didn’t mind, they were just like that. But I figured, the mom liked angels, of the Christmas card variety. I would make her one.

When I showed my mentor my work he laughed and laughed. I had concerns. “What did I do?” I asked. “Did I do something odd?”

When he caught his breath he replied “Yes, you ignored medieval dogma and would have horrified one of my own teachers…”

He went on to explain. You see, I had given her a strong body. I had drawn her A) female and B) capable and working hard. I had her resting in a tree, not-quite-Michaelangelo level muscles on her shoulders and arms. Worse than all of that, I had given her FEET. My prof had caught a whole ton of trouble in school back in the day for drawing in the margins of his notebook. It wasn’t that he was drawing, but what. He drew angels, and much as I had done, he drew them with feet peeking out from their robes. His teacher screamed at him that feet were earthly. Feet were dirty. Feet were a sign of sin of earthbound creatures. He had to write “Angels do not have feet” a thousand times on the blackboard.

“Um. Wow. If they’re going to bother with bodies at all why leave parts off? Should I change it, though?”

“Oh, HELL no. Just know that you are making a controversial theological statement. Some people deserve to be offended.”

I decided to make another. When I graduated, I gave him a gift. An egg tempera painting of an angel. I gave her pheasant’s wings, feet, a gauzy green shift that bared her muscular shoulders and exposed, ever so slightly, the rest of her very human body.

It hung in his office until the day he died.
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I once had to teach an art history unit to high schoolers… without mentioning religion, allowing them to see any depicted violence, or any nudity.

Think about every work of art you’ve ever seen… how’s that going for you? I can’t even teach secular works properly without mentioning what they were rebelling from. Monet’s freaking HAYSTACKS were an absolute revelation… and a firm rebuke of a lot of the art that had gone before… that I can’t mention, in a situation like that one.

I did the best i could. We focused on surrealism. I’m not sure how great a job I did but I tried. I did take my future in my hands, dip a toe into dada and mention LHOOQ.

Now, here’s the punchline, though. Librarians are awesome. Anything in the school library was fair game. They had the Sister Wendy videos. If you’re not familiar, I think her discussion of the Lasceaux cave paintings made about half the room irretrievably horny. Beyond that, they got in a ton of modern art books and asked us to look them over. Mind you I wasn’t allowed to say anything about a lot of the subject matter, So they and urine-Jesus were left to their own devices.

This is what censorship gets you. A lot of imperfect understanding, unpreparedness, and nervous wreck adults fearing of the repercussions of stepping out of line.

I know censorship is only called that when the government is doing it… I know tumblr’s not the government, I don’t care. Control over everything people can say is ultimately what we’re dealing with, here, when almost every website where you could express any idea freely has been destroyed, we are dealing with censorship, for all that Apple is acting like a government.

And I sure as fuck didn’t elect Apple.

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